do you think i want to keep this url i just dont spend enough time on tumblr to want to get off mobile. i know thats shocking to some of you but not all of us have time to maintain our tumblr dot com pages
im gonna call anal sex sodomy cause thats just how much i love gay people
im gonna give this bitch shit for deciding the label they originally used wasn’t right for them cause thats just how much i much i heart social justice
im gonna call anal sex sodomy cause thats just how much i love gay people
well i was gonna but now that i know it bothers you not a chance in hell
so the boyo and i are gonna try anal soon and uh theres no good way to say this how do i do it without needing rectal stitches or shitting on his dick or dying
seriously whats the eating situation like would it be ok if i just took a good ole healthy shit and douched right before or should i not eat for 24 hours or what
so the boyo and i are gonna try anal soon and uh theres no good way to say this how do i do it without needing rectal stitches or shitting on his dick or dying
but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these
me in conversation with someone i know in passing: oh hey, good to see you, how’s your day been? :-)
them: just another day of wanting the sweet release of death lmao *adjusts their kanken backpack with iron-on ufo and “hella rad but hella sad” patches* crippling depression amirite mdude? lmao (they are saying “lmao” out loud)
me: WelL. Ok
